June 2009
36 posts
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If you can dream it, you can do it.
– Walt Disney
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
– Walt Disney
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough...
– Walt Disney
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He couldn’t knock the fluff off a cappuccino.
– Chopper
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I’m just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.
– Chopper
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The dream don’t come no closer by itself. We gotta run after it now.
– Carlito
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If you can’t see the angles no more, you’re in trouble.
– Carlito
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You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
– Ty webb - Caddyshack
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A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
– Ty webb - Caddyshack
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
– Al Czervick - Caddyshack
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I’m gonna smash the fuckin’ granny out of that.
– Tommy Johnson - The Football Factory
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What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin’ armchair...
– Tommy Johnson - The Football Factory
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Shove it up your ass, you faggot!
– Demon - The Exorcist
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I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
– Father Merrin - The Exorcist
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What an excellent day for an exorcism.
– Demon - The Exorcist
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Better to be someone for a day than no one for a lifetime.
– Frankie - The Business
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The geezer was so hard even his nightmares were scared of him.
– Frankie - The Business
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
– Albert Einstein
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Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a...
– Albert Einstein
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The thought of 50 concerts is enough to kill a man! Or is it?
– Abramley
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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new
– Albert Einstein
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On two occasions I have been asked, ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into...
– Charles Babbage
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Telegraphs are machines for conveying information over extensive lines with...
– Charles Babbage
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It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that some portion of the neglect of...
– Charles Babbage
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I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was...
– Muhammad Ali
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He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
– Muhammad Ali
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
– Muhammad Ali
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A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted...
– Muhammad Ali
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted...
– Henry Ward Beecher (via kari-shma)
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The enemy of art is the absence of limitations.
– Orson Welles
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We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and...
– Orson welles
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Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.
– Orson welles
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I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to...
– Orson Welles
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I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don’t think...
– Orson welles
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Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet...
– Orson Welles
The Playboy Mansion is the only private residence in Los Angeles with a...
– Agent 3Z:
May 2009
25 posts
You’re a two faced bastard said Dr Jekyll to Mr Hyde
– Mr Jekyll
You can’t polish a turd
– abramley
Why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?
The benefits of life are never more apparent then when your just about to die
Live long and prosper
– Spock
The rules of engagement must never be broken - this is foremost in the art of...
– abramley
Take responsibilty for yourself and your actions, only then will you be strong...
– abramley
At your time of life you should be dead
– abramley
The time for living is now
– abramley
Shareholders are less loyal than employees!! Why downsize!!
– (via abhishekmittal)
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.
– John Barrymore (via justbesplendid) (via kari-shma)